purplehazed

ok umm...christmas sucked i told my mom not to get me anything because if she does i'll burn it and throw it away because i want her to save as much money as fast as she can to move cause i wanna get tan in florida damnit...sairah and jenn didnt want anything either i dont kno if kat did..i dunno but i told her today i wanna go shoppin now lol..cause i need some new pants and maybe some shirts..i dunno plus i need shoes..but anyways...i ate even tho i wasnt hungry on christmas..i ate some carrots on christmas eve at shannons house...didnt want there food...but the carrots were great!...there stupid fuckin mutt pitbull (brit) ate shannon's boot and was shittin it out..her eyes were red and her ass was bleedin lmao..kinda felt bad tho..i ate more food today and i wasnt that hungry..but its all good..so how was everybody else's christmas?..ok thats good i really dont care tho...i wanna get hi >=| damnit...ok but anyways i'll update ya on my boring life next time kids...buh bye!

Love,
Caleb
Tha
God

the biggest fucking retards came over and danny got 2 bottles and they were bein loud sairah's fuckin practically screaming along with tamika they should be glad im nice enough to let them hangout with me and there bein stupid...so then tamika wants to go see some fat kid named aj or sumthin and than joe and sairah were leavin with her which i didnt care bout then dink was like...Caleb lets go get drunk we dont have to stay here..that pissed me off cause i was in a bad mood from sairah bein an idiot so i told him to go fuck himself and i told him bill and danny to leave and dont call me nemore...i swear to god if danny comes here at like 4 or 5 im spittin in his fuckin troll face and im gonna punch him and kick him til his nuts come in his fuckin throat..fuckin midget...omg people are so stupid...there not even up to my intellectual level there immature and a waste of my time...why do i bother?...god i need some new fuckin friends...chetty and them are so stupid..omg all they do is drive around the block non-stop and they expect me to pretend im havin fun i guess.thats why i dont chill with them..they hangout with kids who are nobodys and wanna sit in there basement and listen to corny music and drink 3 beers and pretend to be fucked up...sorry but thats not my kind of night....i'd rather sit on a corner and be sober...im done bitching now im gonna call someone and find sumthin to do because the retards left and now i have to make someone get me drunk! bye

ok well 2 days ago danny was here and he got me high and drunk...and last night was fun i drank a whole bunch of beer with Sairah,Tamika and theie mexican friends lol...than Jenn and me went to pick-up Danny and he had this daneka vodka or some shit and and some cheap shit and an 8th of weed...got fucked up oh and we got Dink to...he gave me beer to...and i got some sleep woke up and now i have to get this face stuff off my face and take a hot long shower...and im gettin in my sweats and a t-shirt im gonna be a bum =D...so he has another bottle of cheap vodka and he still has a lil weed and hes gettin like $120 worth...he spends to much money...oh well...i need a shower so if or when im fucked up or done gettin fucked or whenever than i'll tell ya what went on again..i know your intrigued by my life cycle...thats why im so nice and share it with you sll!!...so yea im outtiez so you can shoutiez ;)..but i smell like ciggarettes and pop...ttyl bye ppl!

Your God,
Caleb

ok well...umm..this kid jeff stayed at my house and it was annoying sharing a twin bed with a bed hog (me) and some person who sits there and someone whos practically on top of you breathing in your face...lol god..he got so annoying after an hour or so...but he was sittin there pokin me like a pinyata with his dick..which by the way is small =| yea...i went there..lol...so it was no fun..im such a loser i have nothing to talk bout...im sittin here like a scrub eatin frozen pineapple slices lol..im still doin the kendoll diet thingy...i need to lose 10 pounds..fix my teeth and tan my ass off and i'll be happy! :) im tryin to quit smoking..which hopefully i can do which i highly doubt i will..smokin is what keeps me semi-skinny etc etc...i smoked up chetty,jackie and mariel and we went drivin around mariel and jackie just got out of school and chetty went to get them and i called her and made her come to my house...i come runnin out in my sweatpants and an old t-shit and my kicked ass shoes halfway on through the snow... we went to BK and than i said...did you guys notice how much we curse?..and how mean we are to one another..and then we tried to stop cursing but that wasnt happening...than everyone was tryin to compliment each other..mariel started off with..chetty your alfit looks nice..caleb your teeth are really white...(i screamed no back at her) and commented on how nice jackies hair was..chetty went than jackie went and i went and i said...jackie i fixed up your make-up really nicely...and i forget what else i said to them..but it was actually complimenting me in the end..god this is sad i scan read this and i see a million lol's...anyways im so out of stuff to write in this so yea whatever i dont know and i dont care..bye!

i be da brat